Who is Blake Rozas?
Blake was born in Austin, aged considerably, got a degree, and is back in his hometown working in a career that his parents don’t fully understand.
a proud member of the University of Alabama’s class of 2020. Roll tide.
A professional air guitarist by the name of strumbledore.
A football fanatic, movie maniac, and alliteration advocate.
He has been called talented, hard-working, and handsome by his Grandparents, and they hope you’ll feel the same.
But Don’t just take their word for it.
Here are real and unedited testimonials from other people in his life:
Corbyn V.
(ex-girlfriend)
Blake is such a funny guy and can make any situations better with his sense of humor. He’s also super smart and would always help me with schoolwork. Super easy-going, caring, and fun! Terrible cook though.
Rating: 8.0/10
I guess you’re good with talking to people, because you just came up and uh started talking to me. You seem nice. I don’t really know.
Rating: 8.0/10
Jerry L.
(stranger)
Dana Winter
(@ShinerBeer follower)
It took me minute, l'm like "What" ? But, pretty good advertising too.... I have respect for a company that has a sense of "Humor ". It seems it's gone lately but.... "Laughter is the Best Medicine" If they said that in the Readers Digest that I grew up with, It Must Be True 🤣🤪
Rating: 🤣/🤪
I would say that Blake is a very comical, witty person. No matter what you say, he always has something thought out and sly to say back. Overall, he has a very clever sense of humor. Blake LITERALLY does not give a crap what other people think of him, which is admirable. Believe it or not, he used to have a buzz cut and loved it. Overall I would say that Blake is an upstanding human with a comical sense of humor.
Rating: 7.9/10
Kennedy S.
(ex-girlfriend)
Jackson I.
(Kennedy’s ex-boyfriend)
Blake is the type of man that would drink Baileys out of a shoe, but only if it were just you and him out on an open body of water. He may seem disingenuous when he degrades you physically and emotionally, but then you realize the reverse effect has been achieved and you feel better than ever. He is comical, rarely serious, often responsible, and always witty.
Rating: 10/10